Normalacy is Relative

Many of us think of our lives as boringly normal, while others live the high life. Take a step back, and take a look at your life as an outsider might. Now, tell us at least six unique, exciting, or just plain odd things about yourself.

My mother refers to me as Encyclopedia Britannica. I know a little about a lot, which makes me dangerous enough to get myself into trouble or more frequently other people.
I have a very dry sense of humor
Most people think I don’t like children. I do, but can’t stand bad, disrespectful ones. Makes me want to string them up from the nearest tree by their toenails.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment — that it is the right of the people to keep and bear arms. However, I do believe that in some instances this has gone to far. I do not believe in assault weapons for the average every day Jane or Joe.
I watch cartoons every opportunity I get. Rugrats are a personal favorite and of course the classics — the Flintstones, the Jetsons, Scooby Doo (not the new stuff and definitely nothing with Scrappy Doo).
You don’t want to make me angry and you definitely don’t want to see me angry.